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A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

the original beepis simulator™


WARNING: contains adult and/or sensitive content. Do not play if you are under 18 years old. For full list of content warnings, see the bottom of this description.


virtual beepis™ is a virtual pet gametoy for Windows and macOS. Click your way around an esoteric interface inspired by electronic toys from the 90s and 00s while trying to keep your beepis happy, healthy, and moving up in their world. Until they die 🙃 But it's ok, you can always get a new one...


features:

  • 📦 thrillingly realistic electronic unit and instruction booklet
  • ✏ quirky hand-drawn pixel sprites and animations
  • 🆙 evolve your beepis - unlock all 10!
  • 🎮 minigames c:
  • 🏆 achievementz
  • 🎨 customizable unit
  • 💾 data automatically saves - take a break!
  • 💵 earn and spend coins without having to work
  • 🔉 audio volume is at 25% by default, you're welcome
  • 🌋 no consequences


virtual beepis was developed by four very real humans at the Beepis Access Research Programme:

  • benjawmino - engineering
  • h347h - 2D & 3D art
  • DirtyOliveOllie - pixel art
  • Hikick - audio
  • Hikick & Tofu - minigame music


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Content warnings: cartoon depictions of nudity, drug & alcohol use, bodily functions, and death.

More information
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
Authorbenjawmino
GenreSimulation
Made withPiskel, Adobe Photoshop, Unity, Maya, GIMP
TagsCasual, Idle, Pixel Art, Singleplayer, Unity, weird
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsMouse
LinksSteam, Instagram, Support

Download

Download
virtualbeepis_win_1.0.zip 31 MB
Download
virtualbeepis_mac_1.0.zip 34 MB

Install instructions

Windows: extract the .zip. Go into the "virtualbeepis_win" folder and run "virtual beepis.exe".

Mac: Uninstall previous version (if applicable). Extract the .zip and double-click "virtualbeepis_mac". You may get an error popup with the message "The application cannot be opened"; try these steps in order: 

  1. Follow this vid to allow the app to run. Try to run the app.
  2. Specifically allow the app in System Preferences > Security & Privacy > General > Allow "virtual beepis".
  3. You might also need to right-click the app and choose "Open", then "Open". 

The joys of consumer software!

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